Are you looking for the best kitchen puns to share with your friends or family?
Whether it’s puns about food or just a general kitchen joke, I enjoy hearing some funny one-liners from time to time. Most of these could even be made into a sign or decoration that would be perfect for hanging in the kitchen.
So here we go; a list of my favorite kitchen puns and kitchen jokes for you to share with others!
Kitchen Puns
1. It may be wrong to steal kitchen utensils…but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
2. Don’t go bacon my heart.
3. Hit me with your best pot.
4. Shake it like a polaroid picture.
5. Chop it like it’s hot.
6. Let the beet drop.
7. Let the good times roll.
8. I have fillings for you.
9. I like you berry much.
10. I’m very grapeful for you.
11. Penne for your thoughts.
12. Pasta la vista baby!
13. You’re quite a dish!
14. You want a pizza this?
15. It’s so knife to meet you.
16. We better hurry up. I think we’re running out of thyme.
17. It’s a gravy situation.
18. Eggscuse me.
19. There’s a lot at steak here.
20. Have you met the Chef yet? He’s a very knife guy.
21. Turnip the beet!
